Who are you calling a dummy?

I cannot resist them. They are fascinating and freaky and really just their own plastic people.

Waiting to get dressed

 

I hate you

Raisins

I love picking the raisins out of a bag of muesli and out of hot cross buns and out of granola. They always taste so good. OK, so why not just get a whole bag of raisins to eat? Try it, I can assure you that it does not work. The taste is not the same. Why is this? Juiciness? Quality over quantity? Any other ideas?

Another Wayne

Or, another one of my heroes. The father of street photography and one of the finest. Henri Cartier-Bresson.

What is Wayne up to these days anyway? He's got a blog: http://waynehemingway.wordpress.com/ and he's selling sheds. Nice one Wayne. Not so sure about the Land of Lost Content though. It seems that lost content is expensive.

Monkey out.

Point and Shoot

I really, really need to get out. I love the thrill of street photography and I am missing it. The chase, the point, the shoot. Looking at what you've taken. Taking more. And more. A busy street and a zoom lens. Where you can disappear before anyone notices you.

While I get myself organised here are some more from the archives:

Portobello, 1993

Brixton, 1993

Paris 1999

Irn Bru in Glasgow, 1990

More from the streets of Oxford

The photos speak for themselves. And I am too tired to speak. 

Seeing Double

Three double-yolkers in one box of eggs. So exciting.

We were scrambled

We were fried

We were hard boiled

I am a Cornish Pasty that looks like a Stegosaurus

Colour

I love colour. If I was a colour I would definitely be red. If you want a laugh, check out your Personality Colour and find out just what that means!

The last pumpkin

My double-yolker

Lollies

The blue bike (and a leg)

Two Banana Chocolates

You know, a monkey can go years without finding the most delectable type of chocolate in a box of Leonidas. I am talking about the banana cream of course. Covered in milk chocolate. There were two in my latest box (note: I am a VERY special monkey and fans do buy me boxes of Leonidas regularly).

So do good things always come in twos? No. There's only one of me.

Glasgow 1990

Taken near Glasgow Cross. 1990. I love this city.

Hollow People

They fascinate. The expression-less can be so expressive. Eh?

The headless. 

 The feature-less.

 The teeny-tiny.

 The red lipped.

The sad.