The last one?

The monkey roared
again.
I'm bored
again.
And became all temperamental
when asked to write
another poem.
Will he ever write again?
Only the monkey knows.

This is really getting very silly.

NaPoWriMo Day 10

Playing out
in the sunshine.
The best kind of day.

Bored #9 NaPoWriMo

The monkey roared
I'm bored
of writing poetry.
And peeled a banana.

NaPoWriMo #8

I was in London today at the NPG
My feet are tired
and my eyes are red.
One more banana
and I'll be ready for my bed.
One thing though
before I go...
the NPG seems to be missing a portrait.
MINE.

NaPoWriMo #7: each set sold separately

#7. That means a whole week of poems. Here's one for today.

Today,
I have watched
(it seems) hundreds and thousands of TV ads for toys.
And I wonder,
how can anyone say:
'each set sold separately'
so fast?
You try:
'each set sold separately'
faster:
'each set shold separately'
not fast enough:
'each shet shold seprately'.
See what I mean?

NaPoWriMo #6

It's late
Can I find time
to make a rhyme?
I might.
Good night.

NaPoWriMo #5: the banana crisis

I read about the impending banana crisis today. I am concerned.

Banana plants, banana plants, please don't die
We've got to work together to fight the TR4 fungi
Don't give in
You have to win
Bananas
Forever.