Just who is Velvet Monkey?

You really want to know? I'm a monkey made of the finest black velvet. I came free with some hair gel. Yes, yes, I know you get monkeys free with teabags all the time but they are common. I am a rare thing - not even a google search can find me. A picture? Yes I will be putting a picture up once I get the lighting right. Things I like doing? That's easy...I like shelves, imagination, travelling, eating bananas, photography, art (Van Gogh obviously, but also David Hockney and Rousseau) and just being me, Vince the Velvet Monkey.